darkieforfun:

supreme-leader-stoat:

aspergillosis:

sensiblereblogifposts:

insomniac-arrest:

thedreamthieves:

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

“maybe it’s not your pussy” is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it’s like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

souvlakigf:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

libinih28:

Taking these circles of hell and the sins they represent and making them tangible and relatable and more human so that we can come to terms with the fact that the idea of sin is inherently learned and the ideas of things being morally good or morally bad are ingrained in us as people in a society and that we need to come to see everything as neutral for one reason or another is just so important like he knew what he was trying to do and he succeeded

theriverbeyond:

[emerging from the hozier song covered in blood] anyway,

k-simplex:

Wow, that was such a beautiful and profound statement bro. Now say something reprehensible and trivialising.

doodlepede:

sapamanders:

coolxatu:

beyonslayed:

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

elaborate tunnel system

crumbs

my eyes are positioned such that i can see the sky above me so that i will be aware of hawks and owls

kyousukebei:

miku gets a hardware update. 1 | 2

@truffleduster

mandhos:

rhymingwithpurple:

seadeepspaceontheside:

Charles. Glass houses.

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